Today, by Jonathan Cainer.
“Life is rather like a soccer match. In theory, it is all about scoring goals. In practice, very few balls actually make it into the back of the net. Mainly, the players just run around the pitch thwarting one another’s efforts to succeed. You have to enjoy the whole game, regardless of what’s happening in it, or there’s no point in watching… or in taking part. Every so often, though, a crucial shot has the desired result. Relax and do what you naturally know how to do and you will find you are about to enjoy just such a moment.”
-Cainer, February 10, 2010
Once in your life, if you are very lucky, you will meet a person who divides it into the time you met her and the time after.
Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you’re lucky.